Truth

You know, I had it instilled into my brain my whole life that you never, ever lie. So I don’t. But what I would like to know is how does something that’s supposed to be virtuous end up making you a mean girl? People say they want truth, but they’re lying. They want people to lie to them, too. They don’t really want to know the truth. Know how I know? Because I get told all the time I’m so mean. I’m NOT freakin’ mean, I’m just saying it like it is. If something’s bullshit, I call it bullshit. I don’t wrap shit up in pretty little bows and blow glitter up peoples’ asses. Even with pretty little bows, a turd is still a turd. I don’t try to be mean, I just try to be honest. I want people to be honest with me in return. If you don’t want the truth, don’t pull this “now, be honest with me…” crap. If you just want me tell you what you want to hear, you need to let me know that ahead of time so I don’t fuck up your day with the truth.