Speaking of Hookers: Archive

Dec 29th

Dec 2nd

“To me, humor is how you change people’s opinion. It’s what love is based on....”

– John Waters

Dec 2nd

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen →

Dec 2nd

“‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast...”

– Louis CK. (via whydoihaveablog)

Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

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Sentient Beings vs. The Lizard People →

Aug 6th

Did I tell you I wrote a book??? →

Aug 4th

Judge Not... →

Aug 1st

Important Message Brought to you by Jesus/Jack... →

Dec 8th

What the hell??? →

Oct 23rd

Debate Highlights

bohemea: walpaper: blurredvision: MODERATOR: Governor Palin, since you clearly get uncomfortable when you don’t have a scripted answer for a given question, perhaps you’d like to take a moment to act like a condescending kindergarten teacher on nitrous oxide and treat the American people like a classroom full of rowdy 8-year-olds that won’t eat their vegetables. PALIN: Ah, bless your heart!...

Oct 8th

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Oct 8th

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4 is the 21 of Toddlers

heresmytheory: Ever notice how proud four-year-olds are of their age? They announce it to everyone they meet and hold up their four tiny little fingers with a proud look on their face. I’m pretty sure it’s because this is the first age where kids are truly aware of what their age means. Their fourth birthday comes, their parents tell them “you’re four years old now” and they feel honored and...

Oct 8th

Circus City, Oklahoma

By Tammy Wilson Hugo, Oklahoma, a small town of about 6,000, lies in the far southeast corner of the state. At first glance one wouldn’t think there was much reason to do more than just pass on through. Hugo isn’t really one of those places you go on purpose. But we did. And when we told people where we were going, we got a lot of “Why in the world are you going to Hugo?”...

Sep 26th

Watch

A Knock at the Door…

Sep 17th

Sep 15th

Insecurity's a Bitch. So I hear.

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking as to why people act the way they do. We have the idiots that are bound and determined to bring us down or call us out. We’ve never hidden anything but you have these people that will flat out lie about it and you have people that want desperately to believe it’s true. I have this person on the Enid news forum that got angry at a post I made...

Sep 10th

What do...

Peterbilt, hand rolled cigars, cold beer, Cadillac Williams, Al Capone, Elvis, and the Dalai Lama all have in common? My weekend.

Sep 8th

Influence

When someone is influential in his life, he lets them know. He writes them thank you notes and letters to let them know he appreciates them and let them know they’ve influenced him in some way. He keeps things like the ticket from a lunch back in the 60’s and has great stories to tell. I could listen to them all day long. He has no idea that someday I hope to write him and his...

Sep 2nd

Aug 25th

Truth

You know, I had it instilled into my brain my whole life that you never, ever lie. So I don’t. But what I would like to know is how does something that’s supposed to be virtuous end up making you a mean girl? People say they want truth, but they’re lying. They want people to lie to them, too. They don’t really want to know the truth. Know how I know? Because I get told all...

Aug 25th

Aug 16th

Believe. (by the Mike McClure Band) They kick ass...

Aug 15th

“I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe...”

– John Lennon (via misscedar)

Aug 15th

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I am...

Inexplicably sad lately. I don’t know if it’s the sad songs I hear, the sad movies I see, that I miss my best friend, that I still am not over the screwing I took from someone I thought was a friend, that I’m having to deal with my very manic and bi-polar sister, that I’m burned out with my profession, that gas prices suck, that I have friends fighting a war that makes no...

Aug 15th